yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Green mimosas i think yes
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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