She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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