Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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