wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The best revenge is premature balding
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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