ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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