I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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