I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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