Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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