you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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