Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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