wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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