your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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