Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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