I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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