i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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