What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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