she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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