He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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