? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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