I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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