billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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