I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's rum buckets o'clock
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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