WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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