saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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