I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
