i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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