i wish peter jackson would direct porn
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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