We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I have post one night stand depression
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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