All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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