Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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