What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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