I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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