i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
so much tequila, so little girl.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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