People with herpes should wear stickers.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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