The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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