is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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