My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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