I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
well most of my day revolves around power hour
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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