I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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