how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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