when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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