their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm jealous of your bromance
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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