wanna go halves on a baby?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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