Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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