i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Drunk is not a location!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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