I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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