butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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