Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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