Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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