Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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