# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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